Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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