I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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