Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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