Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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