And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
