dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
