Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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