Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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