I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
She announced her abortion via fbk
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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