You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Randomize
