Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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