we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She announced her abortion via fbk
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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