So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
Randomize
