i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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