So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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