i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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