absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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