Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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