I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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