Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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