Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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