I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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