You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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