You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
where are my eyebrows?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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