When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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