Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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