if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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