Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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