She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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