I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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