is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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