i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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