Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
