the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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