please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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