we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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