I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
handjob tips. give me some.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I have already put on my inside pants.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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