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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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