Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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