Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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