hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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