we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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