Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
My life is pants optional.
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