I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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