you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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