i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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