I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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