If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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