If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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