i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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